You may have read some of these classic warning labels and product instructions before, but just in case you missed any, here are some prime examples from a collection housed at www.innocentenglish.com:
Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos
Use like regular soap.
Dial soap
Fits one head.
Shower cap box
Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine
Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor
Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw
Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos
Use like regular soap.
Dial soap
Fits one head.
Shower cap box
Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine
Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor
Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw
