- On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
- On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)
- On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
- On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
- On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
- On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
- On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Which would be????)
- On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
- On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Free peanuts on an airplane—those were the good old days!)
- On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
- On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Source: Paktribune.com
