You may have read some of these classic warning labels and product instructions before, but just in case you missed any, here are some prime examples from a collection housed at www.innocentenglish.com:

Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

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Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw